Dearest Edmonton:
You are a rotten cunt of a city, and you smell like one too.
Regards,
-Matt
I guess you'll be happy to know that I've found employment. It's selling advertisment space for a yellow pages company. It's really good money, but it has sent me to the land of Oilers, Eskimoes, and Golden Bears. I'm staying in a U of A dorm room until the job starts on Thurday and bored out of my trees due to lack of a television and having to pay for internet, and having no money. In any case, this will be brief due to me paying $5/hour for this rubbish.
Happy Mother's day.
You are a rotten cunt of a city, and you smell like one too.
Regards,
-Matt
I guess you'll be happy to know that I've found employment. It's selling advertisment space for a yellow pages company. It's really good money, but it has sent me to the land of Oilers, Eskimoes, and Golden Bears. I'm staying in a U of A dorm room until the job starts on Thurday and bored out of my trees due to lack of a television and having to pay for internet, and having no money. In any case, this will be brief due to me paying $5/hour for this rubbish.
Happy Mother's day.
3 Comments:
pei still misses you
no way melissa, i'm gonna cross out matt's name and replae it with mine, then feed it to my guinea pig!
MUHAHAHAHAHHAA
JANELLE!
Congrats on the job, now you can finally get started on your big city vices!
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