I'm genuinely considering wearing my suit when I leave for my trip in an attempt to pick up desperate, middle aged women in airports or on the plane. I'll have to work on some fantastically fraudulent story about what I do for a living and how rich I am.
Friday, March 31, 2006
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6 Comments:
if you're not wearing said suit when i pick you up, you'll be hitchin' it to Bumstown, buddy!
Suit eh? You obviously have to go for the Attorney persona. Then all you have to do is find some young religous freak who spends her free time painting portraits of Barbara Streisand from memory. You give her a cap, and the next thing you know you got her in a suite at the hilton. Good luck.
"In about two hours she'll work herself into some sort of Jesus based rage, fed on the hazy recollection of being seduced by some cruel Asian, who fed her liquor and LSD, took her to a Calgary hotel room, and savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, circumsized member."
My sister pointed out that the fact that I'm in coach might kill the believeability of any story I come up with.
no way, man. you can s till pull it off from not being in business class. if anyone asks, its cuz you can't stand those pompous pricks who are ususally up there, and that old ladies smell gross, like Depends.
i have no doubt that you could charm pretty much anyone anywhere.
good luck to you.
The best part about this is that it can be the first of many conversations with people whom you can completely BS just for the fun of it and not have it come back to haunt you.
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