Friday, March 17, 2006

Dear Blogger:
I may or may not be hammeered.
I may or may not be goiving you my full love in unedited glory.
I may have gotten into a fihght.
I definetly won said fight.
I may or may not have thrown myself down the stairs, toppled mailboxes, broken random patio lamps, and genuinely contemplatedstealing a gumball machione.,
Where was Chuck when I needed him? I would've gotten that shit.
I have to work in 9.33333333333333333 (etc.) hours.
I suppose that's not too bad, But that's time that could be spent sleeping ins tead of givinf the DCHarlottewn poilce enough fodder to put me wawey for a looooong time.

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