Things I discovered on Tuesday night:

-Jumping off the the steep side is far more fun than walking down the steady side.
-Taking a full pack of cigs to the bar is a bad idea, you will lose them.
-No matter how cool people are on the internet, it's always better to meet in person.
-Drugs are a great conversation starter.
-Sure, it may suck to wake up on the floor in a hallway, but it beats the fuck out of sleeping in your car.
-Valentines is hella more fun single. (And cheaper!)