Woo eeeee. What a weekend. I'm just writing about it now because I've wanted to be able to sit down and get it all out at once. And I've been working a lot.
So this past weekend I took part in the Eastern Canadian Rugby Championships in Fredericton N.B. We left Thursday evening, and We spent Thursday night 5 to a room in the sleeziest, grossest, motel in the world (coach was going for economy). Anyways, after seeing my first firefly, having the shower handle come off in my hand, and sleeping on the floor, we set out and played two games on Friday. First we lost to NFLD, then to NS. NFLD sucked ass b/c we were winning at halftime and they came back to beat us. Anywho, we had an early night Friday night because we had two more games Saturday. The night was spent gambling where your humble narrator lost $30. JP ended up winning the $160 pot, which wasn't too bad b/c half of it was his money originally.
Saturday we lost both games (one we were leading at half again), so, feeling dejected, it was decided we would drink our faces off and worry about our 90 min consolation game Sunday when we got to it. This gets to a long story so I'll try to be brief.
-Texas mickey was appropriated by the team, I drank three shot of rum that were about half of a styrofoam cup each.
-Attended tournament BBQ, had a good (drunken) chat w/ several u-19 team members. Good chicken.
-Trip to liquor store. Purchased 8 pk of beer and sml. bottle of fireball.
-Drank/shotgunned/chugged 8 beer+2 more w/ u-19 PEI girls. Impressed all with my mad cartwheel skill. And Mr. Spencer Brown made for more than adequate drinking competion.
-Team walk to NS residence. Drank fireball in one drink. Promptly vomitted on NS patio. Life was threatened. Drank " a sickening chug" of straight long island ice tea. Kept that down.
-Remainder gets hazy. Memory flashes of a tourney line judge trying to get me home. I was found on the lawn of the UNB library. Flashes of the trip to the FPD drunk tank. where I spent the night.
-Woke up. Was released 8ish, took at cab home, then got ready for the previously mentioned 90 minute game, whuch I started two hours after my release.
-death
-Drive home. Began drinking more at Angie's where our team spent 4 hours+ and reckless amts. of $$
-Arrived home 11pm, drunk, cleaned out sicking mess in van. Went home.
That is how we play rugby.
So this past weekend I took part in the Eastern Canadian Rugby Championships in Fredericton N.B. We left Thursday evening, and We spent Thursday night 5 to a room in the sleeziest, grossest, motel in the world (coach was going for economy). Anyways, after seeing my first firefly, having the shower handle come off in my hand, and sleeping on the floor, we set out and played two games on Friday. First we lost to NFLD, then to NS. NFLD sucked ass b/c we were winning at halftime and they came back to beat us. Anywho, we had an early night Friday night because we had two more games Saturday. The night was spent gambling where your humble narrator lost $30. JP ended up winning the $160 pot, which wasn't too bad b/c half of it was his money originally.
Saturday we lost both games (one we were leading at half again), so, feeling dejected, it was decided we would drink our faces off and worry about our 90 min consolation game Sunday when we got to it. This gets to a long story so I'll try to be brief.
-Texas mickey was appropriated by the team, I drank three shot of rum that were about half of a styrofoam cup each.
-Attended tournament BBQ, had a good (drunken) chat w/ several u-19 team members. Good chicken.
-Trip to liquor store. Purchased 8 pk of beer and sml. bottle of fireball.
-Drank/shotgunned/chugged 8 beer+2 more w/ u-19 PEI girls. Impressed all with my mad cartwheel skill. And Mr. Spencer Brown made for more than adequate drinking competion.
-Team walk to NS residence. Drank fireball in one drink. Promptly vomitted on NS patio. Life was threatened. Drank " a sickening chug" of straight long island ice tea. Kept that down.
-Remainder gets hazy. Memory flashes of a tourney line judge trying to get me home. I was found on the lawn of the UNB library. Flashes of the trip to the FPD drunk tank. where I spent the night.
-Woke up. Was released 8ish, took at cab home, then got ready for the previously mentioned 90 minute game, whuch I started two hours after my release.
-death
-Drive home. Began drinking more at Angie's where our team spent 4 hours+ and reckless amts. of $$
-Arrived home 11pm, drunk, cleaned out sicking mess in van. Went home.
That is how we play rugby.
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