Last night I had the pleasure of finding out why they call a local bar "the crack alley" instead of its legal title, The Back Alley. $2 shots, $3 beer, or $3 to have scantily clad women pour one in your mouth, then press her tits aganst your face and shake them, It was the best $40 I've ever spend.
That, and I got to ride around in a escalade and feel better than the rest of the city.