I wonder how long I can go without talking. I'll need to talk at work, and for basic human communication and stuff, but I'm gonna try. Try to talk as little as possible. Nod, shake, point, grunt, fake being mute, do whatever possible to avoid verbal communication. Should be interessting, and I'll likely piss off a few people. But I suppose if you don't have anything nice to say (see below) don't say anything at all, right?
On a brighter note. I think I have throat cancer. Or some other wonderful ailment. It's most likely just a bronchial infection, but I should go to the doctor just the same. It's been bugging me for at least three weeks. So, warning to others, don't kiss me- oh wait, no one does anyways.